theblueboxiscoming:

im laughing so hard because no matter what song you listen to 

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spiderman dances to the beat

no matter what song
ive been testing it and lauing my ass off for an hour

  • (I’m running errands for my pregnant wife. While walking to a nearby store, I see two teenagers harassing a child that is only four or five years old. I shoo them away from the boy, and he introduces himself.)
  • Me: “So, where’s your mom at?”
  • Boy: “She’s in the store. Do you have kids?”
  • Me: “Not yet. We’re expecting a baby girl soon, though.”
  • Boy: “Well, she’s going to turn out nice, like you! So, I’m going to marry her someday!”
  • (I laugh, and play along while I bring him to the service desk, and wait until his mom picks him up. Six years later, my daughter comes home from school and introduces us to a friend that defended her against a bully on the playground. I didn’t recognize him, but he certainly knew who I was!)
  • "My brother killed himself
    on the twenty-eighth Thursday of last year
    and I missed four days of work
    and my mom wanted to know ‘Why’.
    My brother
    he was always a fan of beauty
    but what he did
    was not beautiful at all.

    And last week I got the news
    that one of my good friends from high school
    had overdosed
    (again)
    except this time
    she’d gone too far
    and now she was gone.
    And I had a hard time falling asleep at night
    and her mother
    hugged me tight
    and thanked me for coming to the service
    but I did not
    want to be there at all.
    This is not
    beautiful.

    The girl down the street
    would’ve turned 21 last year
    and I can scarcely imagine
    the wild times she would’ve
    (should’ve)
    had.
    But she is buried six feet deep
    after falling nearly 300
    and she did not leave a note.
    This is not
    beautiful.

    My freshman year of college
    and my roommate was beautiful
    and how I wanted to be just like her.
    But she wore herself down
    till she was
    almost invisible
    and if you blinked
    you had to go and find her all over again.
    So now her parents are no longer supporting her college tuition
    but are paying her hospital bills
    watching their daughter crumble.
    This is not
    beautiful.

    So y’all can take your narcissistic
    romanticizing
    and glamorizing
    of self harm and eating disorders and committing suicide
    and shove them as far up your ass
    as you possibly can.
    Starvation is not beautiful.
    Killing yourself is not beautiful.
    Sadness
    is not beautiful.
    This note I am writing
    is not beautiful.

    But you
    you are beautiful
    and it’s about damn time you start believing it.

    "
    (via runiqu)
    khloekarcrashian:

truly inspiring

    powerist:

    thinking skills more like thinking kills