slayer-slayer-slayer:

krisperson:

The skeleton war was not kind

free him
exames:

I like this guy
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theunendingstories:

brbjellyfishing:

babe can i show you my d*ck 

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Nothing I expected but everything I wanted

yeatru:

awwww-cute:

A Seeing Eye Dog on his first day

he knows he’s gonna do such a good job
"Be careful who you call your friends. I’d rather have 4 quarters than 100 pennies"

Al Capone  (via hefuckin)

This has been my favorite quote since 9th grade

(via sassafranski)

When you find out the shy girl is a freak

chemistratic-terry:

prettyboyshyflizzy:

Me: so what u tryna do image

Her: idk… im not really experienced but theres some things i wanna try..

Me: like what

Her: I dont wanna say…. im shy…

Me:  It’s ok i dont judge

Her:  Well …. oh gosh um… i kinda want u to tie me to the bed and fuck my throat until i cant breathe

Me:

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I’M WEAKKKK

gifak-net:

Ice Bucket Challenge
"Rule # 12: Only three types of people tell the truth: kids, drunk people, and anyone who is pissed the fuck off."
Anonymous asked:
Your blog sucks

gnarly:

get out me blog